Pro-Am writer. Quote unquote photographer. Professional curmudgeon. Half man, half nicotine and whiskey. You’re right, I do look exactly like your buddy Josh.
What building are you named after?
Baby steps out the front door...baby steps get on the bus...
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
We tried to take it easy, but it's happening again
Your band sucks.
"That doesn't smell like your fart"