LoveSong of the Month “No New Tale To Tell” (Love and Rockets)

LoveSong of the Month “Misadventure” (Squeeze)

Featuring Cut-Rate Druggist/Year of the Fist, and the fearless fret-fingering Frank

LoveSong of the Month “Good 4 U” (Olivia Rodrigo)

LoveSong of the Month “Backslider” (Toadies)

Taking you to church!

LoveSong of the Month “I’m Still Standing” (Elton John)

LoveSong of the Month “Life Begins at the Hop” (XTC)

We'll jive around, make fools of ourselves

LoveSong of the Month “Flowers” (Miley Cyrus in the style of Guns n’ Roses)

Why violate one copyright when you can violate two?

LoveSong of the Month “Higher” (Creed)

April Fools!

Your Mother “Zack Attack (Saved By The Bell)”

Ton Town hits the small screen.

The Love Songs “(The) Love Song(s)” (The Damned Parody)

Or, how we came up with such an irrefutably, undeniably, indubitably *brilliant* band name.

Love Songs “High-Speed Internet Tango / Sweet-Talked”

Skate Rock (for those who can't skate)

LoveSong of the Month “Add It Up” (Violent Femmes)

Again and again and again and again and again and again.