Pro-Am writer. Quote unquote photographer. Professional curmudgeon. Half man, half nicotine and whiskey. You’re right, I do look exactly like your buddy Josh.
"Oh good, he still spins the microphone like a helicopter!"
"You sound like you're from London!"
Gold star, will see again
"Oh shit, you were supposed to turn back there on Plank Road"
Tequila. Bands. Tacos. Bars. Mexico.
Brown Blue Drinks. Sneaky Tiki. Drunken Karaoke.
Zoo Crew. Deadpool 2. SkÜt KrËw . Party in San Diego!
Blue Drinks. Alley BuzzBallz. Rent-A-Scooters. Must be San Diego!
No Fucking Encore. Amen.
Minus the Bear and The Coathangers did what usually takes 4 or 5 Pop-Punk bands to do... play a 3 hour show
If I've learned anything over the years, it's that a good name chant will make anyone do almost anything.
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