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Snake

Snake

Parts Unknown, CAunited_states

He writes in his kitchen in Southern California. He has a cactus named Carl and a job. He likes diet soda and cigarettes.

Stories

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The Offspring – Days Go By

Go home Dad, you’re drunk.
Oct 18, 2019 Snake
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Blink-182 – Neighborhoods

To me they were a cookie cutter pop punk band that got a shot at the brass cock ring.
Oct 4, 2019 Snake
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Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 7: Homecoming

“I can’t live, I can’t breathe...”
Dec 20, 2018 Snake
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Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 6: Blue Man Regroup

“Whoa... who are the blue dudes?”
Nov 29, 2018 Snake
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Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 5.2: First Contact

"We made it dude! Aliens DO exist!"
Nov 6, 2018 Snake
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Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 5: First Contact

"THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO DIE FOR IT!
Oct 11, 2018 Snake
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Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 4: El Scorpion

It was clear to me that a guy called El Scorpion from Colombia sounded less like some hero who rescues exotic animals and more like a guy who turns leaves into cocaine.
May 29, 2018 Snake
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Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 3: T-Minus

Tonight, we set our sights upward and cast our vision to the stars
Mar 19, 2018 Snake
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Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 2: Launch Window

Tom’s homemade spaceship - Your one way ticket to the afterlif
Feb 15, 2018 Snake
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Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 1: Countdown

He only said one word: Space.
Jan 11, 2018 Snake
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Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 6 – Countdown to Extinction

This is the end. My only friend. The end.
Aug 22, 2017 Snake
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Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 5 – Rasta Banana and Purple Dildos

Alien Ant Farm was onstage butchering a Michael Jackson song when I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Aug 7, 2017 Snake