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Snake

Snake

Parts Unknown, CAunited_states

He writes in his kitchen in Southern California. He has a cactus named Carl and a job. He likes diet soda and cigarettes.

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    Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 6: Blue Man Regroup

    “Whoa... who are the blue dudes?”

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    Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 5.2: First Contact

    "We made it dude! Aliens DO exist!"

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    Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 5: First Contact

    "THIS IS BIGGER THAN YOU AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO DIE FOR IT!

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    Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 4: El Scorpion

    It was clear to me that a guy called El Scorpion from Colombia sounded less like some hero who rescues exotic animals and more like a guy who turns leaves into cocaine.

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    Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 3: T-Minus

    Tonight, we set our sights upward and cast our vision to the stars

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    Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 2: Launch Window

    Tom’s homemade spaceship - Your one way ticket to the afterlife

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    Ground Control to Major Tom Delonge – Chapter 1: Countdown

    He only said one word: Space.

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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 6 – Countdown to Extinction

    This is the end. My only friend. The end.

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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 5 – Rasta Banana and Purple Dildos

    Alien Ant Farm was onstage butchering a Michael Jackson song when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 4 – The Tour

    "Everything I've told you is true; this job will kill you!" Gary wheezed.

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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 3: Gary’s Demise

    All I know is that if you smoke enough rock cocaine, you will believe you have super powers.

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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 2: L-Doug Has Rocks

    A fist came crashing into my nose so suddenly that I had no time to duck. "Welcome to the team, bitch!"

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