Stories

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   LoveSong of the Month “Higher” (Creed)

   April Fools!

   Mar 31, 2023
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   Your Mother “Zack Attack (Saved By The Bell)”

   Ton Town hits the small screen.

   Mar 10, 2023
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   The Love Songs “(The) Love Song(s)” (The Damned Parody)

   Or, how we came up with such an irrefutably, undeniably, indubitably *brilliant* band name.

   Feb 3, 2023
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   Love Songs “High-Speed Internet Tango / Sweet-Talked”

   Skate Rock (for those who can't skate)

   Jan 6, 2023
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   LoveSong of the Month “Add It Up” (Violent Femmes)

   Again and again and again and again and again and again.

   Dec 2, 2022
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   LoveSong of the Month “Search and Destroy” (Iggy and the Stooges)

   Peanuuuuut, peanut butter.

   Nov 4, 2022
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   LoveSong of the Month “Worms Crawl In, Worms Crawl Out / The Hearse Song” (Traditional)

   Adorable brutality, gruesome serenity.

   Oct 7, 2022
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   LoveSong of the Month “Bluffing Game” (50 Million)

   You don't know where it's going / You don't know where it's coming from, where it's been.

   Sep 2, 2022
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   LoveSong of the Month “Positive Aspect of Negative Thinking” (Bad Religion)

   The clothes are in the dryer and the writing's on the wall.

   Aug 5, 2022
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    LoveSong of the Month “Stealing People’s Mail” b/w “Kill the Poor” (Dead Kennedys)

    Hoping to avoid my own plastic surgery disaster.

    Jul 1, 2022
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    LoveSong of the Month “Never Tear Us Apart” (INXS)

    Sell out!

    Jun 3, 2022
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    LoveSong of the Month “Put Your Clothes Back On” b/w “Leave It Alone” (ft. Squeaky)

    Would we be greater than the sum of our parts, or would I hate her for some of her farts?

    May 6, 2022