Stories

1. 
   Feature
   Feature

   Your Mother “Zack Attack (Saved By The Bell)”

   Ton Town hits the small screen.

   Mar 10, 2023
2. 
   Feature
   Feature

   The Love Songs “(The) Love Song(s)” (The Damned Parody)

   Or, how we came up with such an irrefutably, undeniably, indubitably *brilliant* band name.

   Feb 3, 2023
3. 
   Feature
   Feature

   Love Songs “High-Speed Internet Tango / Sweet-Talked”

   Skate Rock (for those who can't skate)

   Jan 6, 2023
4. 
   Feature
   Feature

   LoveSong of the Month “Add It Up” (Violent Femmes)

   Again and again and again and again and again and again.

   Dec 2, 2022
5. 
   Feature
   Feature

   LoveSong of the Month “Search and Destroy” (Iggy and the Stooges)

   Peanuuuuut, peanut butter.

   Nov 4, 2022
6. 
   Feature
   Feature

   LoveSong of the Month “Worms Crawl In, Worms Crawl Out / The Hearse Song” (Traditional)

   Adorable brutality, gruesome serenity.

   Oct 7, 2022
7. 
   Feature
   Feature

   LoveSong of the Month “Bluffing Game” (50 Million)

   You don't know where it's going / You don't know where it's coming from, where it's been.

   Sep 2, 2022
8. 
   Feature
   Feature

   LoveSong of the Month “Positive Aspect of Negative Thinking” (Bad Religion)

   The clothes are in the dryer and the writing's on the wall.

   Aug 5, 2022
9. 
   Feature
   Feature

   LoveSong of the Month “Stealing People’s Mail” b/w “Kill the Poor” (Dead Kennedys)

   Hoping to avoid my own plastic surgery disaster.

   Jul 1, 2022
10. 
    Feature
    Feature

    LoveSong of the Month “Never Tear Us Apart” (INXS)

    Sell out!

    Jun 3, 2022
11. 
    Feature
    Feature

    LoveSong of the Month “Put Your Clothes Back On” b/w “Leave It Alone” (ft. Squeaky)

    Would we be greater than the sum of our parts, or would I hate her for some of her farts?

    May 6, 2022
12. 
    Feature
    Feature

    LoveSong of the Month “Love and Pride” (King)

    "You'll dance to anything." - Dead Milkmen

    Apr 1, 2022