Pro-Am writer. Quote unquote photographer. Professional curmudgeon. Half man, half nicotine and whiskey. You’re right, I do look exactly like your buddy Josh.
Welcome to Chicago: Please enjoy some Jameson and this old Irish punk band turning 40...
Mop guy for president!
Cobra Skulls 2: Nothington Really Matters
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, I'll hang my head
Drink tallies are in! Feet are sore! Ears are ringing!
The drink and band counts increase exponentially.
Will the team be able to reach their goal of 19 press drinks over 3 days?
Shut the fuck up Dinosaur Jr, I'm trying to interview a Canadian about burritos!
This isn't goodbye, it's goodnight.
The Simpsons, and Meth, and Literary References, Oh My!
Siren Songs for the Modern Sailor
Chicken Soup for the Filthy Rock and Roll Soul