Mouth breather. Knuckle dragging window licker. Hole digging, sniveling drool slurper. Stooge. Sun gazing wall starer. Thumb sucking, cucking beta male. Suck up. Amateur space waster.
The classic lemon and milk combo!
This is a shouting match in booze form
It summons the patron saint of bad decision making
Some people like bad movies. I like bad drinks.