Bad Copy

I am indeed. Mmmmmmminneapolis, Madison, Cleveland, AND all the dates in Canada (London, Toronto, and Montreal), as I’ve not made it to Canada yet. Can’t wait. Especially excited as two out of three of the Canadian dates have already sold out.

America-wise, I’ve not made it to the West Coast yet so I’m keen to make it over there this year if possible.

I always like to ask new pals at the shows what we should check out, and what the best thing to do in town after the show is  That usually comes up with pretty amazing results.

A few years ago, I did a tour of the States we called the Spooky Bullshit Tour around Fest at Halloween, and we went to a whole load of haunted locations. Maybe I should do something like that again this time. I FUCKING LOVE SPOOKY BULLSHIT.

Absolutely. We have something called Haggis, which is actually pretty fucked. I’m vegan now (yeah, yeah, I know), but I enjoy vegan haggis. It’s better. Oh and we deep fry pizza and call it Pizza Crunch. It snaps like a good ol’ plank of wood.

I can’t stop listening to ‘My Favourite Murder’ at the moment. It’s a fantastic podcast if you haven’t heard it.  Also, shout-outs to ‘Unsung,’ which is a great music podcast from Scotland, and ‘Trick Or Tea,’ which is SPOOKY AS FUCK!!

There could be the time I accidentally got Gail The Snail (from ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’) thrown out of a bar and bumped into Henry Rollins in the same day, OR received a cease and desist from David Hasselhoff. But then I feel like I’d just be dropping names.

So what about the time I was touring with Little Teeth last year and a wheel came flying off our van while we were hurtling down the Autobahn in Germany to get to a show in Berlin?