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   Coping with Anxiety at Fest – A Helpful Guide

   Raise your hand if going to music festivals makes you anxious as fuck

   Oct 19, 2017 Lindsey Collins
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   Not Scientists Tour Diary: Chapter 2

   There was a new slapping sound coming from the van's engine bay that we had to turn the radio up louder to ignore.

   Oct 13, 2017 Jan Drees
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   Not Scientists Tour Diary: Chapter 1

   Cafe tables spilled out onto the sidewalk, filled with this menagerie of humanity. I love Paris.

   Oct 9, 2017 Jan Drees
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   Nick Woods / Andrew W.K.

   Direct Hit!'s Nick Woods expounds on his love for Andrew W.K.'s 'I Get Wet'

   Oct 5, 2017 Dylan Wachman
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   Bad Cop/ Bad Cop Warped Tour Diary: Chapter 2

   Kona Ice is so much more than an overpriced festival snowball!

   Oct 4, 2017 Eden Kittiver
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   An open letter to anyone who struggles with struggling –

   My name is Jess and these are my monsters.

   Aug 30, 2017 Jess King
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   Bad Cop/ Bad Cop Warped Tour Diary: Chapter 1

   Out of all the bands on this tour, very few perform together the way that Bad Cop does.

   Aug 23, 2017 Eden Kittiver
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   Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 6 – Countdown to Extinction

   This is the end. My only friend. The end.

   Aug 22, 2017 Snake
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   Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 5 – Rasta Banana and Purple Dildos

   Alien Ant Farm was onstage butchering a Michael Jackson song when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

   Aug 7, 2017 Snake
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    Kickin’ Chicken

    Kyle eats yet another chicken sandwich, wants to be covered in hot honey.

    Aug 3, 2017 Kyle Janis
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    Hollow

    My name is Mike. I'm 43 years old and I suffer from/battle Major Depression and Anxiety.

    Aug 2, 2017 Mike Morales
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    Buffalo (Burger) 666

    Kyle battles hoards of yuppies at Kuma's Too in pursuit of the May burger of the month, the Every Time I Die.

    Jul 24, 2017 Kyle Janis
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    While We’ve Still Got the Strength To Move

    My name is Lindsey and I have a literal fuck ton of mental health issues.

    Jul 11, 2017 Lindsey Collins
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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 4 – The Tour

    "Everything I've told you is true; this job will kill you!" Gary wheezed.

    Jun 27, 2017 Snake
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    SPEAKINAWICH: Sandwiches with Space Blood

    I'm Subbin' It!

    Jun 15, 2017 Kyle Janis
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    Beefin’ With MakeWar

    Decent Panini beefs with the bad hombres of MakeWar!

    May 31, 2017 Kyle Janis
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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 3: Gary’s Demise

    All I know is that if you smoke enough rock cocaine, you will believe you have super powers.

    May 23, 2017 Snake
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    Choice Chicken Sandwich

    Get spicy with Kyle as he waxes poetic about the best chicken sandwich in Chicago.

    May 17, 2017 Kyle Janis
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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 2: L-Doug Has Rocks

    A fist came crashing into my nose so suddenly that I had no time to duck. "Welcome to the team, bitch!"

    May 5, 2017 Snake
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    10 Chicken Sandwiches

    Kyle lists 10 chicken sandwiches and you'll never guess which one he didn't eat!

    Apr 27, 2017 Kyle Janis
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    The Jubilant Jibarito

    Some sandwiches are bad. Some paninis are decent. Kyle reviews them all!

    Apr 20, 2017 Kyle Janis
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    Crazy Town Tour Diary – Chapter 1: I’m Not Ricky

    Some Hollywood band needed a roadie for tour. Little did I know that "life in a band" was completely different from the band I was about to work for.

    Apr 10, 2017 Snake